So as of late,  people have been talking about Christmas lyrics that sound odd.  “Hey what’s in this drink,.’  comes to mind. Well that got me to thinking about Christmas songs and these lyrics made me laugh out loud after I got to thinking…

Walking In A Winter Wonderland‘

In the meadow we can build a snowman/ Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll say: Are you married?/ we’ll say: No man/ But you can do the job
when you’re in town

I have always found these lyrics funny since I was a child. Is this commitment phobia or delusional drinking? I mean they have built a snowman and well… if you are talking to it something is a little off.

We Wish You A Merry Christmas  

I wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year,
A pantryful of good roast-beef,
And barrels full of beer.

Umm… Greedy much? Where is the Christmas gratitude in that? It never dawned on me until recently that this song is pretty food centric.

But wait…. this one counts as twofer because later in the song you sing…

Now bring us some figgy pudding,/Now bring us some figgy pudding,
Now bring us some figgy pudding,/ And bring some out here

For we all like figgy pudding,/We all like figgy pudding,
For we all like figgy pudding,/So bring some out here

And we won’t go until we’ve got some/ We won’t go until we’ve got some
We won’t go until we’ve got some/ So bring some out here

So now the song sounds pretty ominous. Woah…

Santa Baby

Come and trim my Christmas tree/ With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
I really do believe in you/ Let’s see if you believe in me

Every girl big and little that has ever sang this song grins from ear to ear when she sings this line.  Yours truly included.  It’s preceded  early in the song by the  lyrics

Santa honey, one little thing I really need/ The deed/ To a platinum mine

Go ahead laugh out loud!

Snow Snow Snow

This song is just a phone sing along and makes you happy.

Welcome to our Christmas Party/ Grab your coat / Time To get This Party Started/ From New York to California here we go / Oh snow / We want snow Oh snow / We want snow / For the London Bridge and kids in Tokyo /

While you are at it lets talk about real fun and partying.

Run Run Rudolph

Out of all the reindeers you know you’re the mastermind
Run, run Rudolph, Randolph ain’t too far behind
Run, run Rudolph, Santa’s got to make it to town
Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down
Run, run Rudolph ’cause I’m reelin’ like a merry-go-round

Rudolph is a race car! Yes! Just for the fun of the lyrics this one makes my list of laugh out loud realm list.

I Want An Alien For Christmas Year

If you ever had the opportunity to know you know I will sing this song…(okay I am biased I did work this record.)

He can live in the bath tub So don’t worry about a thing /And I’ll take him out for walks/ When it gets nicer in the spring I’ll always keep him company /He’ll never be alone/ And we can hang around the house all day /And watch the twilight zone I want an alien for Christmas /Bring me an alien this year I want a little green guy About three feet high With seventeen eyes Who knows how to fly /I want an alien for Christmas this year

Police Stop My Car…

Police road- a- block…

Don’t know this  one… here you go.

and finally…’Hamildolph‘

‘There’s a delay on my sleigh‘…

LOL