#1- Mexico’s most notorious drug lord now has one more nefarious title: serial prison escapee. Authorities are scrambling to find Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman after his stunning escape from a maximum-security prison west of Mexico City on Saturday night.The leader of the Sinaloa Cartel stepped into a shower, crawled through a hole and vanished through a mile-long tunnel built just for him. Someone tell me how is i possible that people can build things in prison walls and cellars? Bueller.. Bueller. What in the blazes? How does a man who is the most notorious in the hemisphere get out of jail with a tunnel made just for him?
#2 Bride gets mugged on her way down the aisle. While the bride was literally getting married someone took her wallet from the bridal suite? Watch the video over at CNN. Apparently, a woman walked in, lifted her wallet and immediately went down the road and started spending. Don’t worry, the bride posted the surveillance video from the local Target on her Facebook page. Man, the world is filled with evil IDIOTS!
#3 Life is so bad in China, that their millionaires are leaving. Yep, you heard me right. There is a growing trend among China’s richest to use their wealth to move themselves and their families abroad. This is done primarily in the form of investment visas.
And #4 in the don’t get them angry category the federal agency overseeing water and power is in the market for 52,000 rounds of ammunition for its officers at Hoover Dam and the Lake Mead National Recreation Area, raising questions about weapons for nonmilitary purposes. Pause….. think about why they need ammunition. Okay… moving on…
Oh, and the biggest entertainment story which will not get a number is 50 Cent is broke. Well, first you have to look at what “broke” means. If broke means that I get to have a hit cable show , fashion and accessories than sign me up!